4:30 and I could totally go to bed right now. Thank god Krysta always comes over and makes sure I only have to actually work for the first half of my day.
Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…
ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP
you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born
It’s so peaceful out here I wish I could just take off my shoes and curl up in the grass and take a little nature nap.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard.
The baby and I are sitting on opposite ends of the couch and he keeps only coming over when he wants something (like asking for more Mickey, giving me his empty bottle, demanding I refill it, and sticking his foot in my mouth…usual 2 year old stuff). As soon as he gets what he wants, he moves back to his end. So after this last time, where he gave me his bottle and told me he was all done, then left, I whispered “you’re a piece of junk”.
He TURNED AROUND, looked over his shoulder and GLARED AT ME. I apologized and he goes “huh” and then turns around so he can see the tv but not me.
You guys ever wonder about heidi montag
Where is she
What does she do
Is she warm enough
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
deafpool replied to your post “This is my life. I just went “oh ho friend I think not. You ate THREE,…”
GET SERIOUS HERE. i love u
Guess he didn’t feel like being serious. The way I talk to him is so ridiculous. He can’t talk back yet but he rolls his eyes at me constantly.
Love you too.