"I wish I was a lesbian. Dating women must be so convenient. No drama, no heartaches. Lesbians have it easy."
Straight women proverb (via afterellen)
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
At least you’re going through them sweetie. I hope it isn’t too painful and that you have success getting through them all!
Thank you honey. I got through 450 altogether. Now it’s time for ice cream and fun distractions. I’ll need time to soothe to get through the rest, so that’s for…some other time lol. I did see some things that made me laugh, and also got a cool idea for a present for someone, so it wasn’t all sadness and failures. And I kept a few of the fun messages so I’ll have those to look at once I get to the tricky bit, the part where shit gets serious.
Thanks for your concern, doll, and now I’m gonna hunt down some peanut butter ice cream!
350 messages down, a few sad moments, and two tears. Fortunately Matt Braunger said “I love you” just then, so I felt better.
Also there was one that mentioned THREE people with whom I no longer speak, for various reasons. That was a doooozy.
Definitely not bleeding but my mouth tastes strongly of blood right now. I haven’t even had anything high in iron in a while…
I have this weird thing where I need to keep communications but also like everything to be as cleaned up as possible. This leads me to taking screenshots of texts/messages so I can save them to my computer but delete them from my phone/tumblr/facebook.
Unfortunately this means having to look at messages that make me sad, because they bring back old feelings and hurts, reminders of people I don’t talk to anymore, and reminders of scary/sad things that happened.
I’m working through my tumblr messages now, and I’ve definitely gotten to the very beginning of the 6 months or so that I’m not looking forward to.
Fortunately the messages are interspersed with fun ones full of love, like from Spenser and from the flyest hunny I know, Sam.
No workout? It’s okay. Eat 2,600 calories? It’s okay. Eat 2,600 calories without workout? It’s okay. Eat cake? It’s okay. Eat cookies? It’s okay. Eat lots and lots and lots and lots of chocolate? Sexy time.
Listening to “Ding Donger with Matt Braunger” is making me so happy right now, because it’s like listening to a good friend prattle on and you’re just happy to listen to their silly stories. And also because he ends so many of them with nice things, like “you rock and you’re the best and goddamit everyone knows it” and “i love you”. Thanks Matt, I love you too.
"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"