Now I know what it’s like to talk to me when I’m being an ass. Will work on that immediately!
Baby boy wants a bite of my cheesecake
Look how vicious Rottweilers are
Supernatural AU: Sam and Dean are members of the Sons of Anarchy. They become two of the most ruthless and most feared men in NorCal.
Alright seriously I know little kids don’t really know better but this six year old has asked me why I have makeup all over my face and then why am I so much bigger than the other grownups. I kinda wanna push her.
I either look totally cool or absolutely ridiculous today and I’m not quite sure which. Also I should have had some coffee because I am dreaming of curling up under the reading table and taking a nap.
Gosh darn it I finally scrubbed the tub, just to find that the drain is clogged, so all that junk is just gonna come right back at me.
Why can I not just make the apartment semi decent for one day??
The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body
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