I feel like maybe 2 of my followers will really appreciate this but- I had a pretty long shitty (actually literally so, hello constipated baby) day at work, and I’m spending the night here too.

However the kids are in bed (ish) and there’s cable here and I can watch Drunk History and The Meltdown, which I can’t do at home. So I’m gonna let my favorite funny people help me get over this day.

In the month of September I have 3 days off. And one is my roommates birthday, so that’s not really “off”, as there’s celebration and stuff.

All I’m saying is that October better hold some kickass stuff *coughkrystacough*

(Source: stewarter, via winstonplaysdrumsatsoundcheck)

"You don’t owe people the person you used to be. You don’t have to talk to people who are speaking to the old you. If they want to drag old you out, and you’ve already left that person behind, they don’t get to talk to you. When you’ve gone from weakness to strength, you don’t owe a show of your former self to someone who just can’t wrap their head around your change."

Dig Yourself (via offfme)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via weight-a-second)

awwww-cute:

Bf’s new puppy graduated from obedience school…..festivities ensued

awwww-cute:

Bf’s new puppy graduated from obedience school…..festivities ensued

(via thebearfootcontessa)

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(Source: winter-soldier, via thegirlbitesback)

high-zen-burg:

this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs 

the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear

who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies

who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.

you’re loved too. don’t forget that.

(via 0dessa)

#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought your aura seemed lighter #even people she doesn’t know she’s like i’m sensing unwellness what can i do tell me what i can do

(via deafpool)

theblanknotebook:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

Reblogging again because YES!

(Source: thewaywardqueen, via weight-a-second)

redvelvetmonkey:

a-fighting-goddess:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god

Yessss

why? Omg that sounds awful

redvelvetmonkey:

a-fighting-goddess:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god

Yessss

why? Omg that sounds awful

(via weight-a-second)